How To Visit A Pediatrician In Ireland In 16 Not-So-Easy Steps

In America kids visit the pediatrician all the time. They go for “well child” exams. They go for hearing tests and vision tests. They go for regular vaccinations. Shoot, when they’re babies I think they schedule a visit every other week just for kicks and giggles. As I quickly discovered, though, that is not the case in Ireland.If you want to take your kids to the pediatrician in Ireland there are a few extra steps you’ll need to take:

Step 1: Realize that there is no such thing as a pediatrician in Ireland. Well, maybe there is, but a pediatrician only sees rare and extreme cases of childhood ailments. Google “childhood doctors in (your city)” and discover that there is, instead, such a thing as a GP (a General Practitioner). Make an appointment with a GP.

Step 2: Visit the GP and realize that he is not who you want to see either. All he does is give vaccines to babies and prescribe medicine if you’re sick. Go home confused. How will I ever know what percentile my baby is in? Who will make sure my kids are developing properly? Who will pat me on the back and tell me I’m a fantastic parent?

Step 3: 7 months later, discover that there is something called a Public Health Nurse. This is the person who actually weighs and measures and checks for hearing and vision.

Step 4: Call to schedule an appointment with the Public Health Nurse (PHN). After 4 phone calls, realize that each PHN covers a specific region and you may only make an appointment with the PHN assigned to where you live. Call your PHN and leave a message because they do not answer the phone, they only return phone calls the next business day between 9:30 and 10:30 AM. Wait by your phone between 9:30-10:30 AM the next day to make sure you don’t miss your call; otherwise you’ll have to call back, leave another message, and wait for your call to be returned the next morning. Get the phone call, make your appointment (for the first available spot, 2 months from now), and get directions to the clinic.

Step 5: On the morning of your appointment, drive out to the clinic. Realize that the lack of an actual address and the directions you got were too vague to actually find the building: “on Beach Street (the streets don’t have published names, so that doesn’t help) before the “Y” in the road to Monkstown (you don’t know where Monkstown is, or which direction of the “Y” leads to this place) with a railing in front (every building has a railing in front of it)”.


Step 6: Park your car on what you hope is Beach Street, get the kids out of the car, and stare blankly at all of the buildings with railings on (what you presume to be) Beach Street. Start knocking on every door of every building with a railing in front of it. Thank the person who eventually opens the door for you and ask her if she knows where the Public Health Nurse’s office is. Take her advice that it is 2 doors past the pink fence and start walking up the street.

Step 7:  Get to an ordinary-looking house that is apparently a public health center and let yourself in.


Go to the back of the house/public health center and sit in a room with a bunch of other people who look like they may be waiting to see a nurse. There is no receptionist or sign on any of the doors, so you hope you’re in the right place. See one of those bead maze thingys that they always have at doctor’s offices and assume you have found some sort of clinic anyway.


Step 8: Wait. You are now 15 minutes late, but there is nobody to check in with to let them know you have arrived (at least, you think you have arrived at the correct place).

Step 9: After another 15 minutes (half an hour after your scheduled appointment time) a woman will enter the building and say, “Is anyone waiting for the Public Health Nurse? I’ve just arrived”. Stand up and follow her into her exam room.


Step 10: The nurse will begin to weigh and measure your children. Then she will realize (since she was at least half an hour late showing up to work) that she left all of the necessary paperwork and exam tools in another room. She will leave mid-exam and not return for 15 minutes. Try to occupy the children with all of the nurse’s paperwork that she left out on the desk.


Step 11: Expect your older child to be a rampant terror while his baby brother is attempting to perform cognitive tests. Have baby watch crazy older brother instead of paying a bit of attention to the nurse who is attempting to test his brain development. Hope the nurse doesn’t diagnose baby with ADD or some sort of distractibility disorder.

Step 12: After making it through the exams, ask the nurse a question. Her answer will be to talk to a man in another office in the building who is holding clinic hours today, and would you mind just going back to the waiting room to wait a turn to speak with him.

Step 13: Go back to the waiting room. Sit for 20 minutes with two tired, cranky children. Feed them lollipops to quiet them up, even though you just swore to the Public Health Nurse that your childrens’ nutrition was your top priority.

Step 14: Get your turn to ask the other doctor your question. Go into his office and ask your question. His answer will be, “I don’t know, but you can look it up on our website.”

Step 15: Leave the health center. Go to a playground down the road to blow off some steam.


Step 16: Conclude that from now on you will just visit and buy a scale and a tape measure to measure your kids at home.

6 thoughts on “How To Visit A Pediatrician In Ireland In 16 Not-So-Easy Steps

  1. ramallah says:

    hello, i really liked this and it is true!
    we live here in ireland we contribute to tax, we work hard enough to pay creche and GP’s consultation, Ireland is the most expensive country with expensive Health cost and i wonder why as there is nothing which can attire your attention when yoi go to hospital or GP, GP’s often checks diagnosis and medication on their computer, smart phone or book, and if you want to see a pediatrician yoi have to have a refferal letter which makes things longer again, then the relevant HSE department will call yoi after 4 months when there are no symptoms to be seen?
    is that normal to leave parent in a confusion, and guilty for all this time? it is really a pity as we all do not have a medical back ground and we are usuallt afraid for our kids as they are precious and so innocent and you are left over from the state to look after yourself and start hemeopathy treatment and medication over the counter, the best is this calpol (ahhh use calpol and she will be fine) that what i hear from every person in Ireland, i can understand that Calpol is well marketed here in Ireland but how about other medication, how can we get them if it is already hard to see Pediatrician who can help you at least to understand, to calm you down and give you real treatment and advise? why it is so painful to be a parent in Ireland, (please people do not compare to Africa or such) this is a part of a EU and it is totally rejectable from this point of view, it is economically Europe but for the Medical point of view it is the worst i have ever seen, why do we need to be patient as a parent while we have kids to be seen by specialist, why do i need to feel guilty and regret my life ere in Ireland because of the lack of the Health system, there are not enough specialist for the amount of kids in Ireland, almost all Irish who leave the country to study the speciality never come back because they find a better position abroad ! why the state does not do and promote medical health in Ireland, why do you need to go abroad to study to become a specialist in something, Universities MUST develop such specialities and the Government MUST create job or make it easier to open as a private Doctor, the government must recheck prices it is not notmal to pay 150 or 200€ for specialist here, i do sometimes bring my daughter home (in another EU country) not because to save money but just because it is quicker! why every time my child i have to stress out and think that there is no Pediatrician available? things must change i hope this will be read by someone in Health system, government, health minister, or child protection.


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